swimming swimming swi-OH GOD A JET SKI

so yeah, I was swimming today and almost got run over by a JET SKI. Luce and I decided the guy was just being a jackass...but he was only about 7 feet away from me when he turned. Suprisingly, I wasn't scared until he was maybe ten feet awy at which point he started to turn a bit, but there *was* a split second where I thought "shit, am I going to die?" it wasn't pleasant, and he thought it was highly amusing. He looked mid to late twenties and was smiling the entire time. I called luce an asshole because she was laughing, then looked at the guy and said "and you're not much better!" even though I was laughing *somewhat* too, it was more of "AUGHGODCRAPIMALIVE" laughing nervously than laughing out of "oh HAHA! WHAT A FUNNY JOKE THAT WAS! WATCH ME LAUGH!"



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but yeah aside from that, and the horseflies that are NEVER around but today decided to be jackasses (although me and luce killed three! huah!) the swimming went well -we swam for just under two hours, I think. And then we ate food and I USED MY DEBIT CARD AT A PLACE for the first time, which was *exciting!*...The "Parth".

aaaaaaaaaaand that's it for now.


kick kick kick kick kick kick kick...
Banana swim!
kick kick kick kick kick kick kick...
Banana swim!
I've got a notion...we're in the ocean...
so let's just get together and swim (SWIM!)

kick kick kick kick kick kick kick...
Banana swim!
stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke...
Stronana swim!

It's all outdoors
Right by the shores
It's the best!
Beats the rest!
bar-nacle, par-ticle,
circum-navi-nautical

kick kick kick kick kick kick kick...
Banana swim!
dive dive dive dive dive dive dive...
Drinana swim!

Not imitation,
Ain't a crustacean
My barnacle
Banautical swim!


Thank you, thank you. And I realize there's an *extended* (read: normal) version of this song, but...I don't feel like figuring out lyrics to the rest of it just yet :D

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